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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA"

"""Life Lesson: Never under any circumstance should you compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how impressive it may be."""

"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

"The three different types of rooster What does a rooster say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a crazy rooster say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a Gay rooster say? Any-cockle-do"

"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I'm serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I'm dad."

"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."

"You can eat a huge bag of cashews right in front of a cop and he can't do shit about it because cashews aren't illegal."

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a czar out of spaghetti... Boy was she surprised when I introduced her to [Ditalini of Pereslav](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_of_Pereslavl)!"

"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"

"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"