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Joke of the Day
"April 1st, officially the worst day of the year to have a cardiac arrest."
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"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."
"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."
"I think this joke is clever. What do you think? How do you turn a metal cutting drill bit into a stone masonry drill bit? Sharpen the tip to 32 degrees."
"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."
"I met a girl the other night. She really had something... I think it was AIDS."
"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."