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Joke of the Day

"The police get mad at you if you try to marry a squirrel. Even if you're pretty sure it's a girl squirrel."

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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"
"An avocado-wife is giving her husband the silent treatment Husband: ""I said you were the good kind of fat!"""
"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."
"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
"""Your resume has MPGMA listed under hobbies. What exactly is that?"" Making people guess the meaning of acronyms."
"Fighter plane escorts a passenger jet in to Manchester airport as the pilot reported a suspicious item on board. The United team bringing back a trophy this season."
"What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous."
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