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Joke of the Day

"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"

"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."

"My wife sent me to the store to buy shampoo, conditioner, lotion and condoms. I'm pretty sure the cashier thinks I'm making a girlfriend."

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."

"Doctor doctor No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now what's your REAL problem?"

"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."