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Joke of the Day
"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."
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"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day."
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"So a termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bartender here?'"
"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."