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Joke of the Day

"Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car."

"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"

"I tried baby proofing my home.. But they keep getting in"

"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."

"Premature Ejaculators Anonymous, Wednesday at 5:30AM I'd be there, but there's no way I'd come that early."

"I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor"

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard."

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Beauty is in the Eye Of The Tiger."