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"What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi? Sue she"
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"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."
"Aims at the heels, but hits the nose. What is it? A fart."
"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"
"God and China In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China."
"A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... I told her ""In HD"". Apparently that was not the right answer"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"
"Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked."
"I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday. Kept saying ""rubbit"""
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."