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Joke of the Day
"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"
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"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"
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"I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I... Shreddit"
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"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."
"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""
"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."
"How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter? Tell her a joke at Christmas"
"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."