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Joke of the Day
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said ""1080p"""
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"My Wife does this cute thing where she says that ""actions speak louder than words"" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding."
"these raccoons are a bad influence on me"
"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."