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Joke of the Day

"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said ""1080p"""

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"

"A woman went to a doctor a breast operation, he offered to numb her breasts And he used Novocaine You perverted fucks"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine filled with cum."

"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"

"Why did Microsoft name their new web browser ""Edge""? Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays."

"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"

"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."