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Joke of the Day
"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
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"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull out your meat."
"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."
"I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed It's called prose and cons"
"They're calling the Patriot thing ""Deflategate?"" I was hoping they'd go with ""Ball-o-caust."""
"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
"So, a byslexic guy walks into a dar..."
"My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away ..but that's because she is inflatable"
"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."
"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."