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Joke of the Day
"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."
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"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"
"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."
"Doctor: ""You have lost a lot of blood."" Me: ""That's not good."" Doctor: ""It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."""
"I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo."
"Why are cars in Russia so slow? Because they are always stalin."
"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."
"When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit."
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "