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Joke of the Day

"A hat and a tie are out running The tie gets tired and says he needs a break. The hat replies ""Don't worry. You hang around and I'll go on ahead."""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."

"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"

"drummer: ""just add er on the end of your instrument"" guy who plays trumpet: ""so im a trumpeter, ok cool"" guy who plays trombone: ""oh no"""

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"

"I added Paul walker on xbox live the other day.. too bad he spends most of his time on the dashboard"

"Why did the spanish man's boat sink? Ola"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink Bartender says, ""No charge"""

"If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours."