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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a dead magician's assistant? A: An abracadaver."
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"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"
"Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)"
"Nuns really stick to the rules. They have quite the habit."
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"Where do sick boats go to? The dock."
"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."
"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"