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Joke of the Day
"What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common? They can't stop licking their paws."
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"will you marry me? no, marry Christmas!"
"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."
"Invite everyone you know over for dinner. Set the table really fancy. Serve 6 courses that are just mayonnaise in different bowls/plates"
"[driving] Goddamn pedestrians [walking] Goddamn drivers [both] Goddamn cyclists"
"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."
"Difference Between Thief ? Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches your watch."
"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."
"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."
"Why did italy cross the road? To switch sides"