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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"
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"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."
"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?"
"Hippies glare at me when I use plastic bags at the market. I wouldn't need to if this pack of gum had some handles."
"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"
"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"
"Today's a beautiful day... After all, nothing beats Mayweather."