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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large."

"So I was playing poker with a few lepers... when someone threw in a hand."

"What's better than tennis? Elevenis"

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"I learned today of my friend's death: here's a joke he told me. What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Why do black people call each other ""son""? Well, you never know!"

"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."

"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"

"What is a ghost's favorite type of porn? BOO-kakke"

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."