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Joke of the Day
"What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C"
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"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."
"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."
"Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey"
"She buys me a lot of shitty music these days. ""Reminds me of your old stuff,"" she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy."
"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."
"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"