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Joke of the Day

"When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings."

"My 84 mother to my 19: Make-up sure does wonders but you don't want your future husband waking up wondering who you are in the morning."

"List of food it's okay to eat with your hands: - corn on the cob - chicken wings - ribs - hamburgers - spaghetti at your in-laws"

"I can't believe how popular these gluten-free items are getting!!! They're selling like hot cakes!"

"Did you hear about the organic chemical terrorist group? They call themselves Al-Dehydes."

"As an ultimate act of selflessness, someday I will travel to a 3rd world country and adopt a small, less fortunate highway."

"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"

"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"

"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"

"The teacher took away the kids rubber-band gun.. Because it was a weapon of math disruption."