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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."
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"""please human with me"" - bear"
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"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
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"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."
"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."
"X used to mark the spot but.. fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to you"
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