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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."

"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."

"How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !"

"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"

"No, Grandma. Still not married; but the lady in the Popeye's Chicken commercials keeps calling me ""Honey"" so we'll see where that goes."

"My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes he's a six-foot-six billposter."