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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"

"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."

"My best friend ran away with my wife.... I miss him."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? (is it ""R""?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C"

"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."

"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"I like my women like I like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go."

"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""