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Joke of the Day
"If you came over an upturned tortoise... Would you clean it up?"
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"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"
"I love pressing buttons, so as you could imagine this makes it really difficult for me to be around nipples."
"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"
"Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Pattie"
"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."
"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"