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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The dye used to color Sesame Street's Elmo red is made from the blood of virgin Canadians."

"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"

"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."

"Horse floats found to be incorrectly labeled in ferry disaster."

"What's Brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr Dre......."