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Joke of the Day
"Wanna feel old? Stacy's mom has had it going on for over 81 years."
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"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"
"Where do lobsters buy their work clothes? Homardware."
"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."
"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."
"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"