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Joke of the Day

"I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me"

"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."

"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me."

"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""

"She asked if I thought she was a 10... ...I told her she's more like a 14, cause she's the most basic bitch I've ever met."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""