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Joke of the Day
"I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me"
Next Joke
"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."
"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"
"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"
"My most forced joke. How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out? By moving faux wood. Rimshot?"
"Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? - Racist nursery rhyme"
"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"
"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."