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Joke of the Day

"I didn't know how badly we're losing the war on stupidity til I joined Facebook."

"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."

"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"

"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."

"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform. Torrent."

"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."

"What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !"

"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."