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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the mud."
Next Joke
"Today my family is celebrating my dad's 100 days w/o alcohol he is in a coma"
"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"What event do the Porn Olympics and Summer Olympics share? Skeet Shooting"
"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"
"My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees."
"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."
"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"