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Joke of the Day
"So, I decided to give Reddit a try... It has its ups and downs."
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"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("
"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."
"The best thing about a blowjob... ... is the 15 minutes of silence."
"Knock Knock ...who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who?"
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"
"I've been in chemistry lectures all day... I'm absolutely Bohred to death!"
"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""