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Joke of the Day

"My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet. I just tell them it's Narnia business."

"Thanks to ChristianMingle, I met the woman I will put through a terrifying emotional rollercoaster before I finally come out of the closet."

"Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park It was a salted."

"How do three gay guys sit on a stool? Flip it upside down."

"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."

"It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand."

"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."

"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."

"[Corny] Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack"