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Joke of the Day
"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"
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"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."
"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."
"If your partner asks, ""Do you love your phone more than you love me?"" Lie."
"Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born."
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."
"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."
"What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train? N-Gauge."
"Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'."