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Joke of the Day
"A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre He gave her one"
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"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"
"Are you a great at fishing? So you're a Mastur""bait""er"
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"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
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"What does Bob Marley wear to sleep? pa-jammins"