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Joke of the Day
"A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre He gave her one"
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"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."
"You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch."
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"What goes well with country music? Suicide."
"Why is the Math Book so sad? It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this."
"Last week I ran out of toilet paper and only had a dollar so I bought a pack of gum at CVS. I haven't run out of receipt yet."
"Cashier: Smile! Me: Worry about your own face."
"What'd be worse? Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter?"
"*returns lost dog* Lady: That's not him. He was white Me: *holding a brown dog* He asked to swing by the salon. Add the color to my reward"