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Joke of the Day
"If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck."
"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
"I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb."
"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"
"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."
"Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."
"Just thought of one: Why is an abortionist good to have on your team? If you conceive something, they can execute it."
"I have a very obedient dog, whenever I tell him 'Are you coming with me or not?', he is coming with me. Or not."