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"The other day I heard that photons have mass Who would have thought that they we catholic?"
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"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85 That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship EDIT: Didn't excpect to get this many upvotes. Thanks!"
"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""
"Two things went wrong today 1. My Wife got ran over by a bus 2. I lost my job at the bus company"
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"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."
"""I'd hit that if I was drunk."" - Me, driving by a mailbox just now."
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"""Dammit"" or ""Damnit"" are both acceptable, unless you are over the age of sixty, in which case ""Dagnabit"" is required."