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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"
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"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb? **None**. They operate in the **dark**."
"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"WIFE: Not your eyes! You dont have to prove it anymore GUY WHO CLAIMS HE PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING: *thru tears* I made a commitment babe"
"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."
"Wanna hear a really funny joke? Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"