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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"

"What's the square root of 69? Ate something."

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"

"All the guys complaining about my thighs touching each other... If you were this close to my vagina you'd be touching yourself too."

"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."

"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"

"LIFE HACK: hide a hot dog in your popcorn to give your date something to play with while you enjoy the movie"

"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"

"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool."