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Joke of the Day

"I can tell by the way you keep snapping your gum in my ear that you really don't value your life at all."

"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"

"Hats were invented in 1784 when a Canadian was too polite to ask a raccoon to get off his head."

"People keep telling me that I have no idea what it's like to have no roof above my head I don't think so, I really like the new Porsche convertible."

"It's 2035: By law, all burglar alarms are fitted with projectors so burglars are distracted by dancing Tupac holograms until police arrive."

"A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games."

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"The other day I was mocking my wife, ""Why do you wear a bra? You've got nothing to put in it.""...... Fucking bitch replied, ""You wear briefs, don't you?"""

"Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"