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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told my my stool was loose. I should have warned him about sitting on it."
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"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency... It hertz my head."
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? Pirate bae"
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"Fat chicks don't get wet..... They get greasy"
"A man and his buddy walk out of a bar and see a dog licking himself... One looks to the other and says, ""I wish I could do that!"". His buddy looks at him and says, ""He would probably bite you""."
"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"I'll follow my girlfriend into the bathroom watch her close the toilet door, and then ask, ""What are you doing?"""