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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."
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"The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses."
"Asian Drivers Are So Bad... that I wouldn't be surprised if Pearl Harbor was an accident"
"Dating a guy with big hands is the best, at any time I can say ""Babe, can you hold these 72 doll heads?"" And he can, he can hold them all."
"2015 was an odd year It will all even out this year though"
"Why do men carry condoms instead of women? Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old"
"I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me"
"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"
"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."
"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."