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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."
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"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""
"This morning I woke up, got out, and went for a five mile run That's the last time I try to push start a car by myself."
"Confucius say... Do not meet girl in park. Park meat in girl."
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"I always order my burgers from Sonic He always gets them to me the fastest"
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"
"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."
"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."
"The name Pavlov Rings a bell"