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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people sky-dive? (from ""Money Train"") Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"I need to stop Binge thinking."

"Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ..."

"What do you call a heard of masturbating cows? ....Beef stroganoff"

"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"Why hurricanes are named after women Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them."

"How do you know a joke is a repost? It's on the front page"

"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."

"AMA Request Floyd Mayweather never mind, it would take him a year to finish the first comment."