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Joke of the Day
"What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food? Slothages."
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"Q: Why did the comedian do time? A: Is it cause his jokes killed? (Nope, one in ten dead)"
"what is the hardest part of being a pedophile? I dunno, probably making friends and fitting in"
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."
"*walks up to IKEA return counter *rips receipt into tiny pieces *tells the clerk to put it together himself"
"What do you call Mexicans living in the USA? Illegal aliens. LOL"
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."
"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""
"Spelling cunts. *counts."