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Joke of the Day

"With the PSN down I've had a chance to speak to my children... They seem nice"

"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night."

"What's the difference between Batman, and a Black man Batman can go to the store without robin"

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"My dad once said 'why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids and not the other way around?' I still laugh..."

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."