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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to stop being depressed Because gravity is always bringing me down."

"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""

"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."

"If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am"

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"Create your own Bermuda Triangle! Just surround yourself with a wife & two kids, then watch all your hopes & dreams mysteriously disappear!"

"A friend asked me what I thought I would be doing in 4 years, I said I dunno... ...it's not like I have 2020 vision."

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"I attempted my first press-up today. Sadly I only smelled defeat."

"What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs"