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Joke of the Day

"I have the perfect response to a text but its too mean Girl: What is your dumbest pet-peeve me: People asking stupid questions"

"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."

"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"

"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""

"Excuse me - can you tell me the way to the Staten Island Ferry? Thpeaking."

"I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel. You feel. He feels. She feels. They feel. We feel. I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching."

"My grandad was killed by a zulu He was having a shit in London zoo and the roof fell in."

"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"

"What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding."

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"