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Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? What Arkansas."
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"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"I Saw a Jewish Ghost Last Night... I was so scared I started to shiva."
"What do you call Wolverine post-op? An x-man."
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"
"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it."
"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"
"If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute."