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Joke of the Day

"How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids? Because he's black."

"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."

"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."

"""Your majesty, we've searched far for him."" ""Did you search wide?"" ""No."" ""Yeah, you better do that."""

"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."

"Uzbekistan Travel Advice In Samarkand some are kind and some are cunts."

"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"