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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have sex? Because they have to."
Next Joke
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead."
"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."
"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"
"Soup baby What do you call a dead Ukrainian baby. Aborschtion"
"Why do terrorists hate wine? Because there are too many zinfandel's."
"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."
"What is long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."
"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"
"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."