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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have sex? Because they have to."
Next Joke
"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."
"Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees? Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!"
"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"
"When you're in trouble at work, be frank..... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."
"Here at Nickelodeon, we're constantly trying to push the boundaries of what a child's head should be shaped like."
"Showed my husband all the super-awesome Twitter lists I'm on. He put me on a list called People I Probably Shouldn't Have Married."
"Curiosity killed the..... Martian race"
"In the medical community, death is referred to as ""Chuck Norris Disease"""