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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb? He really wasn't feeling up to it."
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"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"
"Optimist vs Pessimist Optimist - The glass is half full Pessimist - The glass is half empty Feminist - The glass is being raped"
"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"
"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""
"Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?"