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Joke of the Day
"Communists only write in lowercase letters because they hate Capitalism."
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"A guy goes to a Halloween party with nothing but a condom on his nose... Someone asks him ""what have you come as."" The guy shrugs his shoulders and says ""fuck knows"""
"Future Headline: ""Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence"""
"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."
"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."
"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."
"I'm a trustworthy friend. Count on me to tell you when our relationship is over."
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."
"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"