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Joke of the Day
"Why was the sterile Grizzly upset? Because he couldn't Bear children."
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"Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days."
"I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time"
"*Buys world map* *Pins map to wall* *Promises to visit wherever dart lands* *Throws dart at fridge*"
"Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase"
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."
"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"Whats black and doesn't work ? Decaf Coffee ..... you fucking racist."
"Unlike most English people my girlfriend doesn't have bad teeth. She sold them."