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Joke of the Day

"Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. Maybe I should wash them sometime...."

"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"

"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."

"I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day."

"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"

"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."

"SPOILERS: Finding Dory was just a Movie.... about her for getting home."

"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table"

"Why are surveyors so much fun? Because most of them are party chiefs."

"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"