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"This one is an oldie but a goodie Your mom"
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"karma for jokes You dont get it?"
"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""
"Of course I can tweet, talk on the phone, eat a hamburger, and apply my lipstick. I'm only driving, you know."
"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"
"hokey pokey The hokey pokey crashed my computer. Stack overflow (You might have to be a programmer to appreciate this)"
"What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know)."
"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"
"Semi-good news for agoraphobics... A treatment is right around the corner!"
"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."