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Joke of the Day

"Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. I've been to the museum. It's obvious they starved to death."

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"Why do witches laugh when they ride their brooms? because they're not wearing any panties."
"What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession? a rem job"
"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."
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"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."
"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."