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Joke of the Day

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out after the break."

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."

"What do you call a cheap male prostitute? A five dollar footlong."

"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""

"I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ... but then he got double crossed."

"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"

"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."

"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"

"I've been reading a book about the history of glue. I can't put it down!"