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Joke of the Day

"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."

"H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica."

"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"

"A drinking game where you do a shot every time you are prompted to update Adobe"

"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"

"Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a Salmon under his arm and says, ""Do you sell fish cakes here?"" Bartender: No we don't. Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday."

"I Need a Drink"

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"