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Joke of the Day

"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault??"

"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."

"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"CASHIER: its declined ME: run it again C: sir, is this one of those fake credit cards they mail out ME: no C: your name is ""local resident""?"

"The best pick up advice I've ever been told is.. ..always bend your knees."

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"